In terms of monies equalling kiddies, with approximately fifteen hundred greenhorns attending their institution it would equate to roughly one dollar and thirty-three cents per greenhorn or as The Bossleyans called them so aptly, students. This seemed fair and honourable to all parties involved. Although not all those attending the enforced campsite at The Bossleyans institution would obviously have need of such a document but it was considered and re-considered and the conclusion was that the piggies were not only made available to The Bossleyans' inmates but to the entire populace of this world.
If only one percent of the Internet user friendly world would come across the piggy download and only one percent of that one percent would actually download it, it would still see the young lass out of pocket and living in poverty for the rest of her life. In conclusion, The Bossleyans were in breach and it would only be reasonable to expect the pedagogue folk to remunerate the author. A letter and a tax invoice, as these are called in the human business world were formulated and a benevolent Postie delivered these items to The Bossleyans for as little as fifty cents.
So as not to leave you as the precious reader in the dark of the entire content of the envelope delivered to The Bossleyans, part of the letter is materialised before your eyes on the next page. The reader must note that names and some of its content are obscured to afford legal protection for the author of this document. Obviously scruples, integrity, decency, rectitude, morality, or probity are something one can not rely upon from the pedagogue folk or the attorneys-at-law at times.
No offence to the reader if you are counted among them! Moreover, a sinful world full of humans is just an indication that something has gone amiss. This even includes the sinful writer of this work and as the Bible so aptly describes it: Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters, they have forsaken the Lord, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward.